I'm alive everyone! Junior year is a bitch, but everything's kinda better. I've got a Naruto-loving boyfriend and my ninja spirit is fired up! >:D So here I bring you Amber, a lackluster sue that made me dizzy. Trust me, you will be too.

Also a side-note: WOW! A lot of people adding me as a friend since I was last here. I better make it worth their while! Okay! Let's go!

Story Title: suna amber ((*twitchy* lack of capitalization is not my own))
Culprit: killer-of-bakas ((Irony.. much?))
Summary: amber is a girl from suna. she cares for gaara as a friend and want to help him.but the strange thing is she looks a lot like kakashi and almost everyone notices.could she be related to kakashi somehow? she has silver hair and green eyes...gaaraXOC ((Reading this made me pretty damn dizzy))

Rating:
One Kunai- An Eyesore. A better comprehension of canon and the english language might've made it better.

Full Name(s): Amber Yoru((Yeah, SRSLY))
Species: In Need of A Paternity Test Sue
Hair: 'the wind blew her silver waist-long hair...'
Eyes: '...her green eyes squinting to see' and some paragraphs later '...eyes darkening to full black'
Markings: N/A
Possessions: wanksty backstory, Kakashi's genetics, Gaara's balls-in-a-jar (tm)

Origin: Village Hidden in the Sand?
Special Connections to Canon: Kakashi's paternity results child, Gaara's 'saviour' of sorts. Bleh
Speshul Abilities:

Personal Rants: First off... amber.. Amber.. AAAAMMMBBEEERRR. FTW. Nextly, Gaara? GAARA? WHERE'D YOU GO.

NOT EDITED FOR YOUR SANITY

( Try and find the changes in setting. I dare you )

Why the FUCK do these bad-ficcers not understand the GODDAMN rules? NO CHAT-FICS means... NO FUCKING CHAT-FICS. Or did a rule change?

Speaking of rules, does the government hear the shit that's dribbling out of it's mouth when it makes new laws? Trust funds for ANIMALS?! ANIMALS?! What? Is my fish going to hop into its Honda and go to college or some-dumb-shit like that?! Who the FUCK are these guys?! I need to go kick a door in! Or... y'know... report sues..

Story Title: Ninja Chatroom ((Oh eff me in the EAR))
Culprit: The Wisher ((Why must people ALWAYS find pairings for something?))
Summary: The Naruto gang are on a chatroom. What crazy things will happen? Let the chaos begin! Rated T just to be safe. ((Just...))

Rating:
Four Kunai- Kill Yourself. Just because I FUCKING HATE CHATFICS.

Full Name(s): Supposedly the cast of Naruto(())
Species: Canon and TOS reip
Hair:
Eyes:
Markings: N/A
Possessions:

Origin: Supposedly this... Kishimoto guy
Special Connections to Canon: they CLAIM to BE canon
Speshul Abilities:

Personal Rants: And thus, my wrath concerning stupid government laws is dealt against this badfic.

NOT EDITED FOR YOUR SANITY

( Oh god I hate chat-fics.. OH GOD I HATE CHATFICS )