Sorry for the long wait! I've been totally dead for a few weeks now because of school, but it is coming to a close and I'm am so excited for the year to be over. Just don't understand why it has to be so much longer now. It really. friggin. sucks. Anyways, I have done it. My first chat-fic sue and it's all for you guys. Have fun :D Oh! And check out my profile for updates and stuff!

Story Title: Itachi and Komugi I’m riddled with joy, as you can tell…
Culprit: kawaiininja201 Yes, riddled.
Summary: Itachi finds a girl that wants to be his girlfriend! Does Sasuke find true love! Read!</b> When can Itachi not find a girl who wants to bang him? It’s fucking Itachi, people!

Rating: Four Kunai- Kill Yourself Mary-sue AND a chat-fic? Lord, save us.

Full Name(s): Komugi If you hadn’t guessed.
Species: Randomus Bang-Object w/ a bonus of friend sues
Hair: Not mentioned
Eyes: Not mentioned
Markings: Ah, none so far.
Possessions: Everyone’s balls in a ziploc baggie, as far as I’m concerned.

Origin: fuck if I know.
Special Connections to Canon: wants to bang wants to date Itachi. An insanely out of character Itachi.
Speshul Abilities: Making everyont in the friggin first chapter WAY OOC.

Personal Rants: My first chat-fic! Go me! Now I must kill myself, because this is so poor, so disgusting, so… GYAH. I can’t even stand it. I hope you guys are ready for this. It’s a DOOZY.




Itachi: (humming a strange tune)

Kisame: Itachi-sama, when and what should we do for our next plan? (A/N: to me right now, Twdwfi is really stupid! BAKA!)

Komugi (known as my sister): ITAAAAACCCHHIIII-SAAAAMMMMAAAA!

Itachi: What the f-!

Yen: Muhahahaha! Now I have caught you, Itachi-chan! (A/N: Yen calls Itachi “Itachi-chan” because she thinks he’s really stupid and is childish! )

Mizuki: Yen-sama! (Running breathlessly) Waiiitt upppp….!

Yen: (turns and sees her beloved Sasuke instead) SAAAASSSUUUKKEEE-KKKUUUNNN!

Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto and Hinata comes over to see what’s with the noise…

Komugi: (dearly hugging Itachi) Itachi-sama! Itachi-sama!

Itachi: (sweat drop)

Sasuke: HAH ITACHI! We meet again! (Then sees beautiful Yen standing by in a sakura petal blowing background… O.o)

Sakura: Sasuke-kun… OMG NOOOOO! He’s falling in love with that pretty ugly raven haired idiot!

Sasuke and Yen has begun to have love at first sight! (Heart eyed)

Mizuki, Kiba, and our precious Akamaru have come to the rescue!

Itachi: What the do you want from me!

Komugi: (does that weird finger thing Hinata does) Emm… well… (Whispers in Itachi’s ear)

Itachi: (ruffles hair) So… ya want to be my “mate”? (When he means by “mate he means girlfriend…)

Komugi: (Nod nod)



*screams* SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!