I'm suppose to go to the mall with some friends today, so I decided I'd update early. Came online, looked around at my sister-sue journals and found that both smsues and pottersues had found Mary-Sues with speshul glowly golden pupil rings. Which sounds kind of painful the way I put it. Anyways. scary omens aside, I bring you a diary-sue that is also a self-insert 'fall into Naruto worldzomgnowai' sue. And it kind rips off one of my original premises of ending up in an anime world... okay, enough ranting, here it is. <3

Story Title: When Fantasy Become Reality …
Culprit: xbakatare I love the little bit she put in about mary-sues. Too bad there's more than one kind of Mary-sue.
Summary: .'Oh kami sama, please let something exciting happen in my life.' That night, something unexplainably cliché happened... I WOKE UP ON A BENCH! Thus begins a new adventure for Shinri...

Rating:
Two Kunai- A Headbang. Because the characters just barely border ICness, but barely. Oh, and she called Akamaru an idiot dog. No one bad mouths Akamaru. Other than that, this is fairly bland and unappealing to my ravenous Sue-Slayer Senses. Maybe it's too early in the morning for a report.

Full Name(s): Seishuku Shinri
Species: Randomus Fall-Into Anime Sue mit ein heft (a journal)/Orphanus Sue
Hair: Not mentioned
Eyes: Not mentioned
Markings: Ah, none so far.
Possessions: a journal

Origin: Our world, or so we're suppose to believe.
Special Connections to Canon: Roomates with Naruto, buddies with Hinata, 'hates' Neji, and lovingly tears apart the canon of team 7.
Speshul Abilities: Falling into and ripping apart perfectly good canon.

Personal Rants: By the time I got to her entry about her and Neji's fight, I was seeing red and white and stars and planets and ponies. I was mad. And Neji is way too smart to get his sexy smartass nuts kicked by this dumbass sue. I can't possibly begin to rant about how stupid this sue is. How the FUCK do you not see the damn correlation between 'Hyuuga Neji' and 'Hyuuga FUCKING Hinata'!?!? And she better not have been calling Akamaru an idiot dog... I must kill something now.



I suppose I could practice targets. If I throw a kunai, wouldn’t it be like throwing darts? They have similar shape but a dart is way, way lighter. This is silly to think about. Why, throwing CD’s could be compared to throwing shurikens.

I needed to clear my mind outside. I’m going out to write. Fresh air would o me some good. I’m on top of a tree. I wonder if any of this is really real. Someone has interrupted my thoughts for the hundredth time today.

It was a pupil-less eyed boy who looked older than me. “Hey you, stop spying on me.”

“Oh pul-lease,” I retorted in a snotty way. “Now why would I spy on you? What’s so great about you anyway?”

I regret not watching this anime much before now. I know so little about it. Someone explain to me, who the hell is this guy?

He snuck up behind me, after I slammed this book shut. Of course, I wouldn’t want anyone to know about my day and thoughts. He stole my journal.

He stole it and proposed we fight for it. Yeah, real gentleman-like.

“State your name,” he commanded.

“Isn’t it common courtesy to give out your name before asking another’s?”

“Hyuuga Neji.”

“Seishuku Shinri”

You see, this is the side of me that I wished to be. Not scared to speak my mind, bold, and being free. Too bad this is happening in a fight or this would be a wondrous eye-opener for me. I’m guessing this is like a fist fight or to the ninja’s hand-in-hand combat.

Out of surprise with his speed he pinned me down with his arm against my neck while my back was being pushed into a tree. I did what a normal girl would do. Yes, I kicked his nuts. He dropped onto the floor and I grabbed my journal and walked. I didn’t need to run because with that kick, he’d most likely hold a grudge.

Now that I look back at it, it wasn’t the smartest thing to do.