I remember why I try to keep the sue-fics I find to a minimum of 4-5 chapters. I can't STAND to read through all that dredge. Today's fic has one, painful chapter, but it left me giggling a little and going 'wtf'.

Story Title: Bloody Kimono …
Culprit: thatdrncat
Summary: Kakashi finds a beautiful and heavily wounded girl in the south woods of Konoha. Sparks fly, people get killed, and the girl's terrible past unfolds. ((It was almost good... bah.))

Rating:
One Kunai- An Eyesore. It could've been good, but some misplaced details ruined it nicely.

Full Name(s): Unknown
Species: Bloody Beauty Sue
Hair: Not mentioned
Eyes: 'intense blue eyes'
Markings: wounds and bruises like a shaken baby and gnarled fingers ((which is a welcomed changed))
Possessions: simple white kimono, which I would have to guess is said bloody one from the title

Origin: unmentioned
Special Connections to Canon: rescued by/almost taken advantage of by Kakashi, getting Iruka all hot and bothered under the collar.
Speshul Abilities: not dying of serious blood losage((crap, can't spell this morning))?

Personal Rants: So, the premise was alright. 'gnarled and beaten girl stumbles upon an unsuspecting Kakashi and faints'. Yeah, sure alright, I'll bite. But then it goes awry. Kakashi considering taking advantage of a wounded, unconcscious((really can't spell this morning)) woman? Iruka having a nosebleed instead of being stunned that someone carrying so many wounds and crap could possibly still be breathing? Bleh.



Kakashi didn't know what to do. There, in front of him, was a bleeding angel, struggling to breathe. She was a bit exposed, and that set Kakashi off. ((t3h fuck?)) He could have taken advantage of her, but he didn't have time to think about that right now. He had to get her somewhere safe, and fast. He didn't know whether or not the people who did this were still in the woods. He picked her up, and noticed a huge gash on her side. She moaned softly, and he had to fight the urge to violate her again.((Kakashi has better things to do than rape some anonymous domestic violence victim, like perhaps... read his book?)) She opened her eyes and with the same intensity, tried to wrench away. Kakashi knew that he would probably pay for it later, put he pushed a pressure point on her neck, rendering her unconscious again.

So close... yet... not...