A) I hate chatfics, B) I hate RANDOM chatfics, C) I hate random SELF-INSERT chatfics, D) today we have.... AH DAMN IT!

Story Title: Random Crap Crap indeed
Culprit: Sensei-Matsuri
Summary: The author ,meh, goes on a rampage! Naruto and the others are in it...and ED!

Rating:
One Kunai- An Eyesore. I'm just kind of in a bad mood and need a report up quick.

Full Name(s): Matsuri and Ed
Species: Stupid Insert Sues
Hair: Not mentioned
Eyes: N/A
Markings: N/A
Possessions:

Origin: unmentioned
Special Connections to Canon: rapez 'em
Speshul Abilities:

Personal Rants: I'm tired, I'll bring a better report later. <3



Matsuri: I know that! I just want the music note on my head thingy!

Naruto: ninja hitai-ate.

Matsuri: Whatever! Who’s telling the story? Hm, I think I’ll throw Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Ino, Kiba…”

Naruto: there’s already a story about throwing characters into a box room. But with FMA characters.

Matsuri: Gah! I could have lived my life without knowing that! Ok I’ll make Naruto fight Kiba, and Sakura fight Ino…

Naruto: That actually happens in the book.

Matsuri: ‘turns and give evil glair’ I’m the author and I can do anything I want. ‘Points finger at Naruto’

Naruto: ‘fighting position’ Feh, try me.

Matsuri: ‘smiles, the floor under Naruto opens up and he falls down screaming.’

Now where was I?

Sasuke: ‘Sasuke appears’ Where am I?

Matsuri: Now what! ‘Turns’

Sasuke: Excuse me but where am I?

Matsuri: Are you a dunce! This is my story!