Why the FUCK do these bad-ficcers not understand the GODDAMN rules? NO CHAT-FICS means... NO FUCKING CHAT-FICS. Or did a rule change?

Speaking of rules, does the government hear the shit that's dribbling out of it's mouth when it makes new laws? Trust funds for ANIMALS?! ANIMALS?! What? Is my fish going to hop into its Honda and go to college or some-dumb-shit like that?! Who the FUCK are these guys?! I need to go kick a door in! Or... y'know... report sues..

Story Title: Ninja Chatroom ((Oh eff me in the EAR))
Culprit: The Wisher ((Why must people ALWAYS find pairings for something?))
Summary: The Naruto gang are on a chatroom. What crazy things will happen? Let the chaos begin! Rated T just to be safe. ((Just...))

Rating:
Four Kunai- Kill Yourself. Just because I FUCKING HATE CHATFICS.

Full Name(s): Supposedly the cast of Naruto(())
Species: Canon and TOS reip
Hair:
Eyes:
Markings: N/A
Possessions:

Origin: Supposedly this... Kishimoto guy
Special Connections to Canon: they CLAIM to BE canon
Speshul Abilities:

Personal Rants: And thus, my wrath concerning stupid government laws is dealt against this badfic.

NOT EDITED FOR YOUR SANITY

Kakashi: Hi, Sakura, Naruto, duck butt.

revenge: I can read you know...

Kakashi: Do you own a mirror?

revenge: Hn...

Kakashi: Look at the back of your head it looks like a-

revenge: What the hel?! I have a duck's as growing in the back of my dam head!

Sasuke#1Fan: Sasuke-chan, don't worry, you just have to get a hair cut-

revenge: Are you friggin' crazy?!

Sasuke#1Fan: Sensei! Look what you did! You made Sasuke mad at me!

Kakashi: I-

ramenfox: I didn't even know you went to chatrooms!

Kakashi: I-

revenge: I have a duck's as growing in the back of my head...

Kakashi: I-

Sasuke#1Fan: Baka!

ramenfox: Teme!

revenge: Dobe!

Kakashi: I...gotta go...